Toby has some news on a developing legal conflict.
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Our…man? on the scene, Toby Wanye, recently uncovered a case making it’s way to the courts later this year regarding a King of the Box Office and a Keng uf dah nerf. Here are the details we know so far:
It could happen to anyone. One minute, you are frozen in Antarctica waiting for either global warming or enough plastic in the ocean to set you free from your prison. The next, a bunch of eco-terrorist have set you free and you see this on some soccer mom’s minivan:
Imagine the shock and horror of seeing yourself next to a “live, laugh, love” sticker or a stick figure family. Our thought and prayers go out to King Ghidorah in this difficult time.
“ToBy ThAt’S cLeArLy ThE tArGaRyEn SiGeL, yOu ArE a MoRon.” – you. AM I THOUGH?! Let me show you an undoctored photo of the original design for this sigil: hmmmm….. That looks like someone familiar.
I reached out to the last surviving member of the House Targaryen and a representative has stated, “Our client knows nothing.”
We’ll have to see as this goes through the legal system.
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Written by Toby
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